MSN Conversation with Tom

Selected exerpts from an MSN conversation with Tom:

Tom: i just posted a letter to you
Jenni: omg i just posted one to you!
Tom: oh my life
Jenni: freaky deaky
Tom: indeedio

Jenni: im dead
Tom: who killed you?
Jenni: the fools that gave me 2 lots of coursework and an exam 3 days in a row
Jenni: well, i havent done the exam yet
Tom: ooh, tricksy wicksy

Jenni: hmm im not convinced by these madevil exercises
Jenni: they have titles like ‘the cool anglo-saxons’ and ‘getting down to business’
Tom: lol goodness
Jenni: ooh, the folder called ‘the cool anglo-saxons’ is empty
Jenni: probably because there werent any

Jenni: i have a feedback of 1 on ebay yaaay
Jenni: my mum is only beating me by 6767 now

Jenni: im talking to my email, this cant be good
Tom: what are you saying to it?
Jenni: ‘fine, whatever’

Jenni: i hate pickup-sticks
Jenni: the last time i played it was in a rehearsal for a school play in year 5 and i poked one in my eye
Tom: lol how did you manage that?
Jenni: i dont know, im a retard
Jenni: proved today when i couldnt use the automatic stapler
Tom: lol i like it
Jenni: seriously!
Tom: lol
Jenni: bloody american studies department trying to complicate things
Tom: with automatic staplers?
Jenni: yes!!!
Tom: bleedin’ americans and their modern technology
Jenni: i know
Jenni: and their obsession with independence
Jenni: the english department staples things for you..
Tom: that’s nice of them
Jenni: and they have about 3 times as many students
Jenni: see, this is why we aren’t a republic
Tom: it’s true
Tom: stapling and the monarchy
Tom: could be a play

Tom: i have writer’s block
Jenni: i have procrastinationness
Tom: ah, the best of us do
Jenni: partly because ive written a 13 page essay on virginia woolf and a 9 page one on popular culture in the past 2 days
Tom: ouch
Jenni: my woolf one was orgasmic though, im far too obsessed with that woman
Jenni: if only she were 80 years younger
Tom: lol
Tom: and alive
Jenni: well yeah, that would help too

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21 Responses to MSN Conversation with Tom

  1. Anna-Marie says:

    Haha, totally love your conversations – so random! I wonder if these were all at the same time..? :)

  2. Britt says:

    Hahaha what was that all about?! :P Such a funny conversation, I always have those with a friend of mine too! :p

  3. Nika says:

    hmmm…,. procrastinationism i know all too well….i’ll talk about it later lol there u go that’s my philosophy why do it now… do it later! you didn’t tell everyone about tom barking at the hoover!

  4. Laura says:

    You are such a weirdo. I love you :D

  5. Chau says:

    Hehe, nice conversation. LOL.

  6. Lirae says:

    Lol, I like the part of the chat about Woolf & the staplers. :p
    You’re nuts on MSN. That’s cool, lol. =D
    I hope you do well / did well on your exams. ^_^

  7. ling ling says:

    hehe your funny x3!! its so interesting when 2 too intellgent people talk together =D

  8. moT says:

    This Tom guy, he sounds familiar.
    But he’s completely right about the Americans and their bleedin’ technology.
    I mean come on… automatic staplers???
    It just takes away the fun…

  9. Taylor says:

    Automatic staplers are for lazy people. I have used on before, but it doesn’t mean anything.. Lol. Ttyl… :D

  10. Hope says:

    i love you. i love you. seroiusly, that onversation is so amusing, its amazing. wow. woolf sex :D

  11. emma says:

    lol random

  12. Anii says:

    What a random conversation…

  13. Cat says:

    haha random yet hilarious! :love:

  14. Lano says:

    You might want to edit your “Other sites with good tutorials” site because Entensity site is now a site with nasty links and images

  15. alicia says:

    hey whats up
    i love to make dollz
    is this gonna be on
    hi people

  16. Chrissy says:

    Randomness O.o but hilarious =D

  17. Jane says:

    LMAO, That cracked me up.

  18. Temmy says:

    Aww, Jen-Jen, you’re going mad!! LOL! I also have procrastinationness and my exams tomorrow -eek!!

  19. Christinaa* says:

    LMAOOO you two sound crAazyyy LOL!! OMGG your site is amazingg

  20. Jessica says:

    rofl!!! So random and so funny, its awesome, lol

  21. Rose says:

    Procrastination kills us all. =(

    Good luck with your exaM!